i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
I just took my friends on a tour of all the places I've had sex in my house. I dont know if that's more slutty, or the fact that it took 2 hours to complete..
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
He woke up wondering who broke in and rearranged all the furniture. He reviewed 11 hours of security footage before I told him he did it while whiskey-drunk.
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
Randomize
