hey, what are you doing? my roommates are gone for the night... you should come over ;)
nah, i'm gonna grab some food
At some point I made a semi-conscious decision that i was okay with sleeping in my own vomit.
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
i wish that every time i slipped on a sheet of ice i had the ability to recover with a michael jackson move
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
I just told the toilet I loved it. Bad sign.
I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
What made you think singing Silent Night while I was puking was a good idea?!?!
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