the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
so at target i bought condoms, on sale undies, pasta roni, and martini mix. the old lady who rang me up asked "honey are you a freshman?" yea lady i am, thanks.
If there's someone that knows accidental pantlessness, it's Mike.
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