How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
Get the fuck buddy a birthday present or not? He def deserves one, but how do I explain the debit card charge to my husband?
You know, be my cock's hype man.
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
I was at that stage of drunk where it seemed appropriate to just make out with everyone. As like a greeting.
I hear you
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
Everyone called me "Barf Vader".. And I lost your lightsaber.
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
I wouldn't have found her if it wasn't for the vomit trail leading into my brother's room.
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