We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
Tears do usually get me what I want. That and oral sex.
Charging the asians next door to us $5 a page to print their final papers because theirs broke. Bars close in 2 hours, lets go
Too bad my thesis topic isn't "defining a hot mess: a study in drinking, smoking and other bad life decisions."
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
I found him in the livingroom trying to soak up broken glass with the clock from the kitchen.
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
Sexting is killing my work productivity but it's okay because I'm self-employed
Nooo. I was entirely happy pretending that my vagina only existed for peeing and releasing Satan's waterfall.
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
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