I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
Having a midget officiate your wedding because you think it'd be hilarious: good idea or potential lawsuit?
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
I opened the door, threw up on the street, wiped my mouth and flashed a thumbs up to all of the cars behind us and kept on driving
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
My boss spotted an injured PIGEON outside the front door this morning (at 3:30am) and requested that I catch it and take it to the vet. Catch it with what! Take it where!These requests have gone too far...
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