We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
You screamed, "I am going to fuck this cheeseburger". They all started laughing until you actually started having sex with the cheeseburger.
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
Come put a leash on your gf. She just challenged 8 cops to a wrestling match for 'tag team champion of the world'
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WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
Just tell your mom you have to go somewhere half naked with a strange man. She'll understand
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I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
i'm not sure what happened last night.. i do remember the police calling me to find out where i was because apparently at some point i went missing? don't worry though. they found me
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
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