eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
i just realized i've hooked up with every boy in this taco bell
That's the classiest thing you've ever said.
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I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
You were walking around with a baby carrier pretending your vodka was a baby. You tried to get pictures on santas lap
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
I made a list on my phone of places I want to fuck, it's right under my list of groceries I'm getting a little too used to regular sex but dude monogamy is the shit
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
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SHE SITS THERE LIKE A DICK LIKE AN ACTUAL DICK JUST LIMP AND DUMB AND BLAH
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
WE'RE NOT MAKING A DICK PIZZA OKAY
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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