on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
He spent the whole night convincing me I wasn't fat, but after we had sex he said "Oh, I see what you mean"
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
Omg just woke up. 6am. random apartment. broad daylight. bunch of ppl doin coke around me. Theres a bridge nearby. I think my dentist is down the block. Oof.
We can't have sex anymore. The amount of money I've spent on meds and copays for UTIs is getting ridiculous
my favorite part of the night was when I was in the bathroom frantically trying to get my cat whiskers and nose off to make hooking up less awkward
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
I just climbed out the passenger side of my car because there was a spider on mine. I'm doing adulthood right
Denim handjobs are the worst handjobs. I hate all handjobs. Why do people even.
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
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