Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
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One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
I woke up in a hospital at three in the morning only to realize my pee is now going to be orange. I've grown to realize I've made all the right decisions
I'm going to need a Jurassic park sized pooper scooper to deal with all this shit last night caused.
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Don't act like you're not jealous that I disappeared into the closet to blow my husband. Marriage = all the cock I want.
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
We had sex on a lawn chair while fireworks were going off last night. It was unavoidable that I got mosquito bites all over my ass
The landlord wasn't even off the porch yet and she was packing a bowl, I can't imagine a better best friend
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
please don't ironically join a cult
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