Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
Theres puke in my trash can and spilled beer next to my bed... come get your girlfriend
Ur dog is a babe magnet. Reminds me of me
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
I woke up smelling like the ciroc you tried pouring into my mouth last night. I think my clothes are still soaked
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
Did you guys just have three hour sex? You both stopped and restarted texting me at the same time
If I were to say yes, would we still be friends?
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