I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
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ooooooooooooo i'm drink
i have nine cents in my fucking bank account... not even a dime
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
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we're about an hour out, how's the weather?
cloudy with a chance of strippers and cocaine, you're favorite. welcome home.
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
Eating a muffin with a knife and fork. Hangovers have hit a new low.
dude, apparently i tried to force feed my grandma bananas last night.
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i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
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Just realized I'm still chewing the same gum post blow job. This Stride shit really has everlasting flavor. They should totally have an ad campaign based on blow jobs.
Just looked for hours for the remote. Found it in my purse. I need to drink less.
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