You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
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Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
Cop came to our door looking for you. Something about sex in public and intoxication. I said you matched the description.
Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.
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I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
You need to stop telling people you gained weight over the holidays. You've been fat since July.
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
Depends
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
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