There was a lot of him and a little penis
He came in looking for condoms, iced coffee, and a gas tank. I need to be where he's going.
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
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She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
I wish you could see how much hot sauce and broken glass are in our apartment right now.
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
THEY NOW HAVE MIXED DRINK EMOJIS! LIFE IS GOOD! PRINCESSES DON'T DRINK BEER
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a pizza costume came into my possession last night. needless to say i showed up to his house wearing only the pizza, shouting "delivery" into his window.
STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
Got her pregnant in a minivan. Circle of life.
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