So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
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You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
Yeah... I was considering changing that part but the boxed wine is non-negotiable.
I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
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Just told my boss I wasn't coming in to work because of a serious case of blue balls. Totally made having them worth it.
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
I was not drunk enough for that final.
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
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My parents are coming to visit the 28th. How bad is it that I put a reminder in my phone to "hide sex toys"?
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