If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
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apparently "my dealer got arrested" is not an acceptable answer when mom asks "What happened? You look sad today"
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
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im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
The party was Hollywood themed and I won an oscar for "finest ass in a leading role"
How is it that 364 days a year I'm the adult, but on Halloween you completely forget how to have fun and become my grandma?
Who put my cat in the fridge?
Woke up this morning with a plate of ravioli in my bed. Who says being single can't be fun?
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
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