They should really pass out barf bags in church
I can't go out tonight I need to save my money for important things.....like rogaine and ecstasy.
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
WHY IS THERE A FUCKING DILDO IN PLACE OF MY GEAR SHIFTER IN MY CAR?
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
I JUST HAD TO SNORT THE REST OF MY BAG OF COKE BECAUSE THE BAG RIPPED IN THE WORK BATHROOM.
I'm guessing you feel amazing due to all the caps?
LETS GET THIS SHIT DONE. IM GONNA GET THIS SHIT DONE, FOREVER.
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
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