just saw an anti-abortion rally outside of the courthouse...so naturally i tossed them out a coat hanger i found in my car
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
Dude found out there's an open bar at the celebration of life thing for my grandma which is at noon. Now I know why I can drink so much
Don't ask me how, but I have a squirrel in my backpack and I don't know what to do with it.
Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
I punted my pants across my apt at my roommate last night. Everything else is kinda fuzzy.
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
I just want to lay in a bed of egg mcmuffins and cry
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
Taking care of a girl who just peed on my floor so tonight is not a good night for sex
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