im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
Well, if you're getting/have gotten your dick sucked, you're welcome. If not, I tried. Step up your game, pussy. I pulled a MacGuyver and got mine. No excuses bro.
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
I could drive to your house and kick you in the nuts right now....and not even stop for a burrito
I just had a flashback to us shaking up Gatorade mix and then inhaling it in your kitchen because it was funny. Now I can't stop laughing in work because that is the stupidest shit.
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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