See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
we found you in the kitchen at five am trying to make a vodka omelette. you said you didn't want to live in a world where your two favourite things couldn't be together.
I LOVE DRINKING BOOZE OUT OF A FUCKING LAMP
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Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
Ultimate cock block. About to have sex and your mom calls you so you can go help your grandmother figure out how to vote for the voice on her iPad
Waxing your own asshole is awkward and difficult at best.
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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