she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
I'm gonna have to flying elbow somebody tonight in memory of Macho Man
whatever. i almost had sex in a car with someone passed out in the back seat. phone's not my biggest worry.
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
I told your dad we had a nice lunch and hung out for awhile. It seemed more appropriate than "I had a bite of his canned chili and then we ripped each others clothes off."
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
Had a turkey baster with clean pee in it in my pants to pass a drug test, and the bottom fell off, so yeah I'm pretty pissed.
Gonna be hard to top last New Year's Eve when the guy I blew came at midnight
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
As of right now, my vibrator and a bag of snickers share the same drawer
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