I swear I am going to pee, wipe my vag with my hand, and then slap you in the face with it.
Are you seriously drinking already? It's 11AM. Still morning.
I'm going by McDonald's time. And since they stop serving breakfast at 10:30 and start serving lunch, it is now afternoon.
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
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the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
I just read through our messages from yesterday and realized we both referred to me tearing my penis as a good thing. What the fuck.
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List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
Also, McDonald's breakfast is now 24/7. This is it. This is how I die. Face first in a pile of hashbrowns.
like when you break up with someone your virginity slowly starts to grow back & when it's done it's like ding ding ding you're ready to date again
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