i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
Also I'd like you to set a calendar reminder that goes off every day for you to take 2 minutes to think about what your life would be like without me.
Call me old-fashioned, but I don't think the words, "Finger my ass" should find their way into casual conversation.
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
The bag I'm bringing home for the weekend: a change of clothes, workout shoes, and sex toys, that's it.
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
Randomize
