I couldn't get internet on my iPod in this hotel room for porn, so I made due with UFC.
I'm not sure what to say to that.
so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
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just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
I recommend we watch the Super Bowl together and have celebratory sex if we win. Good news is I don't have a team I dislike so were guaranteed a win.
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
Call me and get me out of this conversation NOW. My coworker is talking to me about her birds having sex again...
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Your roommates will be treating you to many anecdotes about my intentions to have aggressive sex with you. I'm sorry in advance.
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
we were waffle house and a lady told me her imaginary friend was sitting in the chair next to her. i don't feel so trashy now.
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
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