She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
Then he wanted a handjob in the car. While my cousin was driving. To krispy kreme. And there was someone else in the backseat.
Jesus...So southern.
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
My mom just called me to tell me that i dont have chlamydia. Awkward.
I just farted in the bathroom and the guy in the stall next to me started gagging. Its a beauitful day
Do you think county jail has a Groupon?
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
So he called his lawyer from the bar to confirm the cost of hitting the douchebag before flooring him. I respect his planning skills.
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