Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
We had to coat check the pizza.
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
Just scrubbed my teeth for a good twenty minutes. Herpes is afraid of toothpaste, right?
3 guesses about who had to still-drunkenly facilitate a fire drill at 2:40am because freshmen can't handle microwave popcorn.
Do something fun then. Blow up the house or whatever.
How have you survived this long?
Dumb luck and a deal with the devil.
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
This is even better than the wine from my laundry basket
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
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