Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
WISH UPON A TAMPON
They constantly get farther than me.
tampons.
just had an awkward elevator run in with that guy you puked on
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
Better than last year. I didn't wake up to an after thanksgiving human shit on my living room floor. I think it's a sign I'm growing up at almost 30.
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like running into your ex boyfriend at the liquor store at 3 in the afternoon.
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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