Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
Wanna smoke some ancient weed I just found in a box of cake mix?
Just got discharged from the hospital after getting my finger stitched back together don't you dare say you had a worse night than me
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.
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