that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
She just wrapped her tongue around my thumb.....lizard girl may be my next wife.
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
I don't care. I'll be that guy that eats cake in a car. Alone. With the doors locked.
Just re-gained consciousness in the freshman girls dorm. Normally this would be awesome but I'm on the floor surrounded by chicks doing their homework. This makes me uncomfortable but I don't think they know I'm awake yet. If I b-line for the door can you come get me?
We're like Siamese twins, but joined at the genitals.
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
Today was my cousin's Kindergarten graduation. I happen to also think of it as a MILF convention.
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
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