I need a creepy friend to scare off the other creepy people
I would be honored to be that friend.
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
tried doing a cartwheel after 10 beers. Guess who has a dislocated shoulder.
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
we were hooking up and then he goes "you can touch my penis" and i laughed too hard to do anything. no second date.
I feel like they've probably fucked. Like.. you don't just bring a bitch a Big Mac if you haven't fucked her.
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
Dude I just woke up with a dog sleeping on me.
I thought you didnt have a dog??
Exactly.
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