How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
Jesus once told his disciples that its better to hang out with your best friend than give some douche bag a bj.
there is nothing like a happy birthday present when you wake up with a bow on your vagina.
I woke up in her bed, she woke up in mine. Apparently there was a miscommunication after the 8th jager bomb.
I found an HIV test/information brochure on the kitchen table and what i can only assume to be an "I'm sorry you might have AIDS" gift bag, complete with a candle and popcorn, and I haven't seen you in 36 hours. You good?
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
I should know better than to open your texts at the grocery store
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
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