Betty ford says i'm here all night
Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
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the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
no ping pong balls so we're playing beer pong with an ornament. you can't tell me that's not festive.
New high score, I made the stripper choke me while I was getting a lap dance last night
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
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He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
I think it might be the guy sitting next to me. I've concluded he HAS to be smuggling insane amounts of onions in his wardrobe to smell like that
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
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