Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
Lesson learned: don't hide your vodka in your little brothers toy box.
You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
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and she was petting her beer can
I wish you got a notification every time someone masturbated to a Facebook picture of you...
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
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Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
Just in case the world ends tomorrow, I have an emergency contact group of booty calls I can send a quick "let's fuck" to before I die.
Chipotle farts are not good for seducing boys.
THERE IS A VERY SMALL CHILD YELLING OUTSIDE OF MY DOOR. THE NEXT TIME YOU TELL ME YOUR TOO BIG FOR A CONDOM I'M GOING TO PUNCH YOU IN THE DICK.
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
I pointed at him and said “there goes mr fuckwad”
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