You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
I've never been 12-exclamation-point-excited for sex. That must have been good.
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
I'm gonna lurk in the mother fucking bushes and watch karma take him down like a gimpy gazelle.
I cooked you Mac and cheese when I was drunk and drugged. That counts for about 4 meals. Try harder
Dude, did you really "knight me" and tell me I had permission to bang your sister last night?
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
you bounced a quarter off my butt and it came back hitting you in the eye. karma, bitch.
Randomize
