He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
Also we decided you're the person whose going to die at my bachelor party...do the math you're the most logical choice
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
I was tripping so hard I was disappointed when I pulled back the shower curtain and shrek wasn't standing there
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
Want to come over? I'm getting stoned and watching Netflix and making s'mores over a candle in my room
When you get to his house tomorrow, follow your instincts. Find the cat first.
He offered to take me to my appointment after breakfast then kind of just sat there and watched me get a papsmier. Most awkward first date ever.
Please tell me I made it home with both shoes on
Nope
I woke up to both of you drawing on me in sharpie, unless a glorious threesome was had the night before that is not okay.
Who says it wasn't?
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
When I come home and take my bra off and I'm served with a perfect grilled cheese along with a glass of wine. Priceless.
I just ate apple sauce in my underwear. This isn't 30. This is 3.
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.
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