my goal in life is to wake up with my underwear on
Do you think my job would send me for a second drug test if i took a whole pumpkin pie to work for lunch tomorrow?
you left a paper here that says 'to do list' but it looks like you just wrote "drink a bunch of cough syrup and watch Who's the Boss" like 60 times
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
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I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
I thought I was smashed last night but the girl trying to pee in the fridge had me beat. True story.
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
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You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
All I found in my purse this morning was 160 cigarettes and a fistful of confetti.
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
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