I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
You made me wash my hair in the kitchen sink while eating bay leaves
She thinks I should try and corrupt him and take his virginity. While I do love virgins, I'm a little too lazy to put in the corruption effort right now. That's a summer kinda job.
Just had to buy plan b w/ my robotic baby from family living.. Awkward.
I was more obsessed with the sweat stain on her back that was simultaneously shaped like a vagina and the virgin Mary.
Dude you filled up a protein shake mixer with White Russians so you didn't have to keep coming upstairs.
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
This stupid maranara sauce stain sucks. It keeps distracting me and it looks like I'm staring at my tits.
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
It is NEVER not funny to me when I am sitting at a table and I've touched the dicks of every single person I'm sitting with.
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
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