So how come you never look me in the eyes anymore when we make love?
If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Yeah?
Stuck it in his pooper.
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
you asked my brother if you could eat the cupcake that you found. you were showing him a baked potato
How many tongue depressors should I need to steal from urgent care to make samurai armor?
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
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