I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
Just took a shot out of a used mini planter. Might die from the pesticides, but didnt want whoever took all of my shotglasses to think they won.
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
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I'm starting to think my role in the world is to inject batshit crazy, mentally unbalanced chicks with a dose of normal sperm.
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
New one-upper goal: I have to shit off the side of a moving train then jump off
He just made my one night stand pancakes for breakfast. And I thought living with my ex was going to be weird.
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I thought i didnt really feel whatever i snorted last night until i just realized i think i asked this dude to punch me fight club style
This morning I woke up in the entrance of a retirement home. Memory fragments from last night: making it rain with the contents of my wallet over the bridge, getting hit by a car, and a lot of running.
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
I'm not strong. I'm hormonal, sad, lonely, and trying to get laid via tinder
For some reason drunk me always leaves sober me a banana in the morning.
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