Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
He left his own bachelor party to bring me weed. Then smoked with me. Tell me I'm not his favorite-ex-friends-with-benefits.
Who ate shrimp cocktail in my bathroom last night?
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The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
I wish I could remember her name, I mean we fucked and all, but it woulda been nice to tag her in the instagram pics.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
correction: my vagina hates that I'm smart.
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
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He had to put his grandma's photo away before I tied him to the bed. She doesn't need to see any of that.
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
Remember that pair of super cute shorts I pooped in? I miss those 😔
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
My life is in shambles. Just made a grilled cheese in the microwave on a hot dog bun
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