i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
Just had a dream about an abnormally large bottle of tequila. No more depressed drinking for me.
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
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before we left she put a post-it on the floor next to the toilet saying she was a pretty pretty princess
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
Look at you go. You're like the Slutty Librarian that Could. They should write children's books about you. Children's books for adults.
I need to pay that drinking in public ticket, but I also really want to get a spray tan next week... so priorities.
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If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
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