the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
Went home with a guy 2 " his house". Woke up this morn on couch to parents cooking breakfast, piss all over my back and he is no where to be found. That fuckr pissed on me and bounced. His parents are gonna think some drunk bitch pissed their couch.
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
My dad just told the waiter to keep the pitchers coming until someone passes out.
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
He realized that I was watching deadliest catch while we were jerkin off on FaceTime.
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
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