i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
Please tell me how you drunkenly remembered your social security number when we were checking you into the ER.
I am not apologizing for rubbing my balls on your leg...that is a risk you take when you come out to the bar with me
I miss the time when Mondays weren't the new Thursdays. I can't drink like my 17 year old self anymore.
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
...I think i just fell in love with a random undergrad at first glance. He was the awkward young adult version of captain hook. Dear god i need to get off this campus.
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
You ran full speed into the glass door with your Patron and yelled "FEEL THE RHYTHM, FEEL THE RHYME"
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
Randomize
