just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
I think I left a blow job at your house. Can I come down and get it?
I gave it to your brother to give to you.
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Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
It's like the god of all feather dusters, but for your vagina
It really is the softest mustache
You called to teach me about fire safety, meowed a whole bunch, said "I hope you are not on fire" and hung up.
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I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
No we don't really celebrate valentines day, we just use it as an excuse to drink 3 bottles of red wine and fuck for a few hours.
Don't know why you're always hating on relationships. I've had chocolate pancakes accompanied by a blowjob and a blunt and it's not even 9 am. Time for mid morning shower sex. Enjoy your morning bong bowl alone asshole
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
I'M NOT EVEN STOPPING FOR WINE SO I CAN GET TO THAT DICK QUICKER.
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