Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
you announced to everyone at the bar "fuck girls. they're confusing. im gonna start having sex with boys now"
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
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apparently breaking a beer bottle and then throwing up in a urinal is a terrible way to pick up girls.
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
Im blowing my nose and the only thing coming out is beer
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
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I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
Banging to Billy Joel pandora is like russian roulette. But I made him cum to Let It Be so I we both walked away victors
I’m going to bedazzle that dick
What does that even mean
No idea, but I guarantee he’ll get hard every time he remembers it
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