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Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
Change the recording on your voicemail. He found your number and my ass print on the car hood.
I made it with a guy dressed as Mitt Romney. I told him "you can't have my vote, but you can have my body"
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
woke up with empty beer can still duct taped into my fists and the word "dove" written on the back of my neck
Vodka and Jamison is not a mixed drink
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
Just got a blow job from a woman on a ski slope. She said ski'ing frightens her and giving head calms her down. Glad I could help ma'am!
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
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