So My parents cut me off after I started making blood marys with hienz ketchup
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
I just speedwalked down the broken metro escalator while high. Basically all my worst fears combined
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
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Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
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He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
The single life is the freaking dream dude. I'm sitting here naked, eating chocolate mousse, and watching Gilmore girls. It's wonderful
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