Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
I just realized that all of my cardio comes from dancing on tables.
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
We left the bar, went to a sex shop, bought penis shotglasses, went back to the bar and insisted that the bartender used them.
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
You texted me "Americans are sad" and "chicken coop disaster" without any further explanation.
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
I just want a guy that likes cats and is willing to get a vasectomy. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?!
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
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