Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
I just remembered that last night I seriously contemplated swallowing the cap to my toothpaste
She broke up with me. I guess I was in the most chaste lesbian relationship in the history of the world and had no idea.
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
Breaking news: when you're gone every towel is a dick towel
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
A drunk and bleeding peter is knocking on your door... in nothing more than a sombrero, boxers and cowboy boots.
Was last night real life? Like did you really light your hair on fire
Currently standing at the bus stop in just a pillowcase and its fucking snowing
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