i wonder how he feels talking to my mother about jesus with a condom on his dick
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
he pushed my hair back because he said it made me look like kelly kapowski and he told me to call him zach
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
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Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
He set an alarm on my phone to an infant screaming and puking to make sure i take my pill. its working.
Stop inviting me to your birth control calender reminders...my job is to test its effectiveness, not know its schedule
Lmao sorry
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
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Wanna play whack-a-mole in my pants?
Your word choices worry me.
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
Me-World Problems: do I have my boyfriend come to my birthday party in drag, or is that too weird for the first time meeting literally any of my friends
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
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