margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
her lazy eye was starring daggers at me.
New Low: Just set a reminder on my phone for me to check on things I need to harvest late on Farmville.
My cat puked at the same time as me. Makes me feel better about myself, except he can stand and I can't.
so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
The only thing worse than listening to you two fuck all night was waking up and smelling bacon and there not being any left.
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
Not every day do you see a hooker getting arrested at noon. Just kidding, we live in Reno.
Just in case you forgot, you puked all over your boss house, pissed on his coffee table, and were then thrown out by his wife
I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.
You love porn!
Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.
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