no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
Screw it. I'll show up in a white dress with a sign that says " I fucked the groom and it wasn't that great."
She said, and I quote "how do you run with something that big between your legs".
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
at one point, i told him to buy you a pumpkin spice latte and uggs because you're a common white girl and that's how he should get you in bed
"She's seriously grinding on him while whispering into his ear, 'take me to McDonald's.'"
She is 6 months pregnant and gets more action at bars than I do.
Working nightshift means its never too early to start drinking- and you can quote me on that
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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