But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
There is no way I'm taking advice from somone who's idea of a balanced diet consists of vodka and lemon detox juice
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
We tried to hook you up with a girl but you said you'd rather fuck the large muscular black man because "At least he'd be tight". He was the bouncer, he heard you.
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
*6am blends another margarita* *615am blends straight tequila*
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
The ass gains better be worth it
Randomize
