Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
They need to add a relationship status option on fb that says "having the baby of..."
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
The ideal thing to do next party is to tape my boobs down so they don't knock over the pong cups while playing defense. They came back to hurt us this time
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
I need to be drunk within 15 minutes of getting home tonight.
Woke up in a cemetery. Puked in front a funeral ceremony that was going on.
Very unfortunate to find out the kid who took your virginity has never seen Star Wars🙃
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
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