I told my ex i loved him and then he sent me a picture of this girl laying on his bed.
One of my residents in my hall just found my positive pregnancy test from last year I hid behind the fridge, I'm just going to tell them it was for a science project.
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
I just don't understand how my upright asian catholic roommate is getting more than me.
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Our relationship just reached the stage where i can touch her boobs while making a honking noise without getting hit in the face
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
I think they can follow the trail of blood to my house if they have a problem with me taking a dip in their hot tub last night b4 stepping on a broken bottle
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
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It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
Let's put it this way. Mom is bringing me a new shirt and I smell like lube.
Good new is, my parents are alive. Better news they will be in the hospital all weekend. Best news is im having a house party. All weekend.
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